Cake is nice.

Oct 01

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

Oct 01
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

HALLOWEEN EYES

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

HALLOWEEN EYES

Oct 01
rationallyparanoid:

z4zen:

fallen-inspiration:

prardise:

mandaks:

dreaming-and-seeking:

nessuhlove:

pixie—rose:

woah


THIS.

THIS

Wow

It’s sad from this poster, we know exactly what happened.

this makes me so angry

Whenever I hear people defending rapists by making excuses such as 'they lead them on' or 'did you see what they were wearing' I casually interrupt them and ask if 'my six-year-old-self was asking for it by simply wearing a uniform to school?'.IT. SHUTS. THEM. UP. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

rationallyparanoid:

z4zen:

fallen-inspiration:

prardise:

mandaks:

dreaming-and-seeking:

nessuhlove:

pixie—rose:

woah

THIS.

THIS

Wow

It’s sad from this poster, we know exactly what happened.

this makes me so angry

Whenever I hear people defending rapists by making excuses such as 'they lead them on' or 'did you see what they were wearing' I casually interrupt them and ask if 'my six-year-old-self was asking for it by simply wearing a uniform to school?'.
IT. SHUTS. THEM. UP. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Oct 01
  • dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
  • dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
  • dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
  • dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
  • dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
Oct 01

mucker-fother:

guys I actually shed a tear

Oct 01
saveitforsatan:

If you’re feeling anything less than happy, Here’s Peter Dinklage on a scooter.

saveitforsatan:

If you’re feeling anything less than happy, Here’s Peter Dinklage on a scooter.

Oct 01
mrsnatsudragneel:

phil is the most adorable little sack of love ever

mrsnatsudragneel:

phil is the most adorable little sack of love ever

Oct 01

cloaga:

im gonna be a writer just so i can make literally everything about lesbians. r u ready for lesbian spaghetti westerns?? are u ready for pirate lesbians in space?? no?? too fucking bad kiddo u cant have ur pudding until youve finished ur lesbians  

Oct 01

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

Oct 01
awwww-cute:

My mom got a new puppy

awwww-cute:

My mom got a new puppy